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 Post subject: Classified Ad
PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:07 pm 
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Wanted:
Four bodyguards with experience detecting and eliminating cloaked offensive players.

Educational experience:
Must be able to sing the 1, 2, 3...11, 12 song from Sesame Street. Ability to name one person from Kids Incoroporated or The New Mickey Mouse Club a plus.

Desired Experience: Demonstration of either a cold fusion nuclear reactor or working transporter like the one they have on Star Trek. If you can't do either, you must have a toe nail that looks like the Milwaukee Bucks road uniforms.

Send all resumes to:

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999 Yellow Brick Road
Emerald City, Not-in-Kansas 00000


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:45 pm 
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Duh IIIIIIIIIIIII Dont have any of those qaulities But i can run my big toe through the reel mower and make it look like Dunnas :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:15 pm 
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owie!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Classified Ad
PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:17 pm 
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Four bodyguards with experience detecting and eliminating cloaked offensive players.
Hahahahahaha...

Here we come, walkin’
Down the street.
We get the funniest looks from
Ev’ry one we meet.
Hey, hey, we’re the monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we’re too busy singing
To put anybody down.

We go wherever we want to,
Do what we like to do
We don’t have time to get restless,
There’s always something new.
Hey, hey, we’re the monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we’re too busy singing
To put anybody down.

We’re just tryin’ to be friendly,
Come and watch us sing and play,
We’re the young gneration,
And we’ve got something to say.

Any time, or anywhere,
Just look over your shoulder
Guess who’ll be standing there

Hey, hey, we’re the monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we’re too busy singing
To put anybody down.

(break)

Hey, hey, we’re the monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we’re too busy singing
To put anybody down.

We’re just tryin’ to be friendly,
Come and watch us sing and play,
We’re the young gneration,
And we’ve got something to say.

Hey, hey, we’re the monkees
Hey, hey, we’re the monkees
[repeat and fade]

Extra verse:

Hey, hey, we’re the monkees,
You never know where we’ll be found.
So you’d better get ready,
We may be comin’ to your town.

I'll be humming this tune when we come for you! :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:45 pm 
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LoL!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:19 pm 
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http://www.jimomighty.com/?content=OS&rand=3

By the way, DUN_DUNNA is the one in the middle! You get that position through seniority and your crazy dance skillz!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:36 pm 
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Looks like I stomped into that one... I forgot about that file from AGENT's site! :lol:

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