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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 12:52 pm 
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While walking down the street one day a politician is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the man.

"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator.

"I'm sorry but we have our rules."

>And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of green golf course. In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress.

They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that, before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it's time to visit heaven."

So, 24 hours pass with the politician joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

The politician reflects for a minute, then answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers the politician. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning......

Today you voted!!!!! :twisted:

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:54 pm 
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Very good. I got a good chuckle out of that one :lol:


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Great story. :lol:


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I thought some would enjoy it! 8)

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ROFL!!!! Oh that is sooooo true :D

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Reminds me about a joke about a lawyer (or real estate agent/politician) goes to heaven and is given a tour of it. He passes a priest in a crappy room with a bed, and some bread and water. A bishop in a room with bread and water, and some electricity; and finally a few popes in "middle-class" environments. He gets to his "room" and its a huge mansion, with pools, sports cars, expensive cars, every whim that he desires is there. "Excuse me, St. Peter," the lawyer asks. "How come I get this great place to stay in, while priests, bishops, and the popes in history only gets such lousy dwelling areas?" "Well," replies St. Peter, "Priests, bishops, and popes we get a lot up here in heaven, but its not every day we get someone from a profession that usually lies..."


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:11 pm 
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That's the true... I get a lot of ljokes about lawyers from my legal dept! :D

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Reminds me about a joke about a lawyer (or real estate agent/politician) goes to heaven and is given a tour of it...
There's another adaptation for Bill Gates...

St. Peter shows Bill 2 large screens with previews of both Heaven and Hell, the first labelled Heaven shows all the wonderful gold paved streets and angels with harps and such, while the second labelled Hell, has a nice beach with palms swaying in the wind and beautiful women running by.

Bill Gates tells St. Peter he'd much rather be in Hell, and is sent there immediately; but when he gets there, there's nothing but fire, brimstone, and swealtering heat. Bill turns to St. Peter and asks "This is nothing like what I saw on the screen!" to which St. Peter replies "Oh, that was the screensaver."

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 9:48 pm 
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ROFLMAO!!! NOW THAT"S FUNNY!!! :D

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lol nice. REally nice ROFL

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