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Ragnarok35
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:08 pm 
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REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North and South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK

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Go get 'em boys! :lol:

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Look out Bin Laden ... :twisted:

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...................

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My gut hurts from laughing so hard!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!
Why did you put Beggin's name under your photo & my name on Moldy's? Guess your eyesight's going.

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lol icey
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!
Why did you put Beggin's name under your photo & my name on Moldy's? Guess your eyesight's going.
ROFLMAO!!! The country boy got OWNED! :lol:

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ROFLMAO!!! The country boy got OWNED! :lol:

All I have to say is.....


I live back in the woods, you see
A woman and the kids, and the dogs and me
I got a shotgun rifle and a 4-wheel drive
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

I can plow a field all day long
I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too
Ain’t too many things these ole boys can’t do
We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

Because you can’t starve us out
And you cant makes us run
Cause one-of- ‘em old boys raisin ole shotgun
And we say grace and we say Ma’am
And if you ain’t into that we don’t give a damn

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How did I get roped into this one!
This means War! :-)

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ROFLMAO!!! The country boy got OWNED! :lol:

All I have to say is.....


I live back in the woods, you see
A woman and the kids, and the dogs and me
I got a shotgun rifle and a 4-wheel drive
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

I can plow a field all day long
I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too
Ain’t too many things these ole boys can’t do
We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

Because you can’t starve us out
And you cant makes us run
Cause one-of- ‘em old boys raisin ole shotgun
And we say grace and we say Ma’am
And if you ain’t into that we don’t give a damn
Cute song...
but I was wrong...

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Tight as a fat tick on a dawg laying in the shade on a hot August day. :lol:
If that ain't hillbilly lingo, I don't know what is!
That comment is just tooo country! :lol:

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If that ain't hillbilly lingo, I don't know what is!
That comment is just tooo country! :lol:
I grew up in the country. What of it??

Bet my 4X4 is bigger than yours!!

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Just teasing... but I bet my city slicker toenail will give them tires a flat!

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