I don't think I've posted this here before...A little comedic relief.

50F (10C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Canadians plant gardens

35F (2.5C)
Italian cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32F (0C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker

OF (-17C)
New York landlords finally turn on the heat
Canadians have the last cookout of the season

-60F (-51C)
Mt. St. Helen freezes
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door to door

-170F (-114C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-460F (-270C)
Absolute zero: all atomic motion stops
Canadians start saying, "cold, eh?"

-500F (-295C)
Hell freezes over
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup!

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lol thats a great funny,

umm is it all true?

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bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

I don't know if the temperature conversions are correct....but it's still fun.

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It's true about the Maple Leafs!!

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ROFL. Nice joke Sarge. Especially about the Maple Leafs. :

Lol...It's the best part and...alas...true :x

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<b>-The Sergeant Is Back, And It's Time To Be Executed.</b>

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