This is from one of my friends.

"My friend is rather ignorant about PCs and notebooks. One day, she told me that she accidentally spilled cranberry juice on the keyboard for her laptop. So, she flipped it upside down to drain it. When she tried using the keyboard, it wouldn't work. Again, she's not the brightest person in the world so she took a blow dryer and used it on the keyboard to dry up all the excess fluid that could still be in the keyboard. Somehow, she melted the keyboard keys. So, she couldn't use the keyboard now. Thus, she went to Wal-Mart and bought a USB cord and a new keyboard. That's all I know, and I don't know if it's working for her at all. But I found the entire process to be pretty funny."



Here's another story from my friend:
"My friend was going through the McDonald's drive-thru line. And somehow, she hit a pole near the line."

WHAT THE?!!!

She melted the keyboard keys?

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"Down with democracy... we need more dictatorships"! Galamoth
"Derms, celebrate your independance"! Babz

Lol those are good. My story time:

Ok, as some of you know I run. Alot. Well us runners are kinda crazy, we gotta be to run so long(cross-country not sprints), but anywho we everynow and then get FREE-DAYS! And so all us bored runners get 40 minutes to run around and do absolutely nothing. One day we get really hungry, so we all head down to the McDonalds snipes talkin bout and found our source to riches. We ended up with a large frie and a burger which was split 5 ways lol.

Our secret: Money under the drivethrough window. It was great till the old fart in the window to finally saw us and told us to leave before we got run over

HAHAHAH.

DITTO, you're INSANE Floks!

Okay I got one and its another reason to never start smoking.

I once worked with this great marine named MGySgt Birvon M. Strong, a big ole teddy bear with a heart of gold... kinda looks like Icedog only a lot older.

Anyway MGysgt Strong went on a 3 month deployment to Panama before all the trouble started and came back with a bag of tricks... stuff for practical jokes, he and I were always pulling pranks on each other, the troops and the officers.. lots of good memories!

Well he just got back and got all the troops in our dept to pull a prank on me. I was a smoker and had been trying to quit... MGysgt Strong (another smoker) decided to help.

He loaded my cigarettes with these little pellets that pop when you light them. I smoked three cigarettes that day and not one of them popped. I got home and he called me (which wasn't unusual because we socialized together a lot). We talked and I thought nothing of it.

Well I went running and when I finished and came home I saw my wife was in tears, I asked what was wrong and she said three cigarettes exploded in her face. Now I didn't laugh but it seemed unbelievable so she asked me to light one up... I did, took three strong draws and nothing... handed it to her and "POP"! ASH and tobacco was everywhere... in her hair... on the carpet... it was all I could do not to laugh!

So we watched a movie and had some wine to mellow out. I lit a cigarette smoked some and she asked for it, I swear her hands were trembling! As soon as she put it to her lips... "POP"! All over her, me and the sofa... I was cracking up now and didn't care if she was angry or not. I knew it was STRONG, up to his old tricks again. I tossed the pack in the trash and got her a new one at the PX store, but she was done!

When I got to work the next day everyone was cracking up as soon as they saw me, then I told them and Strong that his prank backfired... he called and apoligised, even bought Val some flowers. That old goat and I had a lot of good times, he retired and lives in Arizona.

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"Down with democracy... we need more dictatorships"! Galamoth
"Derms, celebrate your independance"! Babz

Well, your wife stopped smoking, right? So he got two smokers to quit at once. Though one was at the expense of another...

Yeah she quit, she became terrified of cigarettes!

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"Down with democracy... we need more dictatorships"! Galamoth
"Derms, celebrate your independance"! Babz

I guess people telling her that cigarettes were dangerous to your health were actually telling the "truth."

LOL

I did something like that to a friend several years ago. Put 3 loads in 1 cigarette. Used a needle to push them way down in the cigarette. He was determined to smoke it. When the 3rd load went off it blew tobacco up his nose. He still smoked after that. Just never let his pack of cigaterres out of his site.

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She was mad at me for a month for laughing, plus the fact that the stunt was supposed to get me!

HAHAHAHAHAHA... tobacco up his nose... LMAO!

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"Down with democracy... we need more dictatorships"! Galamoth
"Derms, celebrate your independance"! Babz

haha good one

reminds me of the time i put a long stink hair looking thing inside a guys smoke and he smoked it and kept looking at it but just kept looking at it and then looking at me

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Good one Mold! How ya been Buddy, I haven't seen much of you since I started this crazy new schedule.

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"Down with democracy... we need more dictatorships"! Galamoth
"Derms, celebrate your independance"! Babz

hey dunna

im working loads of overtime

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BUMP...

It's a small world after all, what are the odds, that I would post a real life incident as a joke, and have it read by someone that could put me in contact with the greatest boss I ever had?

I mean, I had searched hard for Birvon and couldn't get any further than the college in Arizona. I gave up trying, it gets disheartining after a while, going through those numerous pages of searches.

I don't know your Tribal name or if you are even a member of RD, but you made my weekend, friend... this is the coolest surprise in years!

Anyway I talked to him this morning and we laughed about old times.

Thank You, whoever you are!

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"Down with democracy... we need more dictatorships"! Galamoth
"Derms, celebrate your independance"! Babz

Not really a joke, but, a couple weeks ago some guy hit my dad's car in the middle of the carwash... what kind of an idiot does that?

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