> 1. Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a project
> failed and who was responsible
>
> 2. Seagull manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise,
> craps on everything and then leaves
>
> 3. Assmosis: The process by which some people absorb success and
> advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than by working hard
>
> 4. Salmon Day: The experience of spending all day swimming upstream
> only to get screwed and end up dead
>
> 5. Mouse Potato: The online wireless generation's answer to the couch
> potato
>
> 6. SITCOMs (Single Income Two Children Oppressive Mortgage): What
> yuppies turn into when they have kids
>
> 7. Stress Puppy: A person who thrives on being stressed out
>
> 8. Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking the crap out of
> an electronic device to get it to work
>
> 9. Ohnosecond: That silent moment it takes for you to realise you've
> just made a VERY BIG mistake.
>
> 10. Adminisphere: The management layers which begin just above the
> rank and file (ie people who do all the work). Decisions that fall
> from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant
> to the problems they were designed to solve.

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And if you don't hit just right, you hope it's still under warranty.

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lmao

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